The Coffin Dodgers kit is for those who are SERIOUSLY over the hill!
When your loved ones are getting towards the age when a little assistance is required, the Coffin Dodgers Kit gives the said Coffin Dodger all the essentials needed to pursue their daily lives....
In the kit is:
1 Dribbling Bowl (also useful for begging when the charity runs out)
1 Useful name tag stating "My name is......... If found please return to............ "
1 Tube of "chocolate" flavoured Haemorrhoids cream.
1 Packet of "Mount Vesuvius" Fart Pills. Should be used only if you are not so good, at farting, for your age. These pills will bring you up to speed!
1 Packet of "Niagara Falls Sex Pills" which works like the "other" stuff but helps reduce incontinence during sex. Very useful.
Also on the back of the box is some useful comical advice for the inexperienced Coffin Dodger.
A must have kit for the new and experienced old timers alike.
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Contents: Dribbling Bowl, Name Tag, Choc Haemorroid Cream, Fart Pills, Sex Pills
Dimensions: Packaging: 13.5cm (5.5 inches) x11cm (4.5 inches) |
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